I think it’s time I weighed in on the latest Stormy Daniels news cycle. I mean, everyone knows how dedicated the entertainment and media industries are to making America pure and wholesome again, so maybe I should help them along and speak up on this matter of international importance.
If I have time I will throw in a minute on lesser matters like how Donald Trump's deranged and unprofessional tweeting habits averted a nuclear war with North Korea.